My Mind's a Zombie Plaything
Strange Things My Sisters Do that I find Embarassing

My older sister sang along to every song of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Once more with Feeling.”

If life ain’t just a joke, then why are we laughing?
Gerard Way
Unicorns were left off the ark for a reason.
John Green
If it were not for electricity, we would have to watch television in the dark.
Muammar Gaddafi